muff-diving

Eating out a pussy

I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.

by Blazing-Toker August 24, 2015

dividing by zero

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

by Zacharrie February 15, 2010

clam diving

The art of cunnilingus

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

continental divide

the line that runs down your balls and continues towards your ass hole that seperates your right and left sack. it looks like your nut sack has been sewn together.

she was licking on my continental divide and it felt fantastic.

by camdangalang October 30, 2008

Youtube Diving

A term that refers to the process of getting on Youtube and finding yourself falling into an endless circle of video watchin. The process is caused by seeing an interesting video title on the side under the "More From" tab. Resulting in an rediculous amount of time spent on Youtube watching pointless vidoes, when you could be doing something useful with your time.

Man 1- "So last night I went to watch a WKUK video and ended up watching everyone of their videos, and then some, I spent 4 hours straight on Youtube."

Man 2- "Wow, that sounds like an intense night of Youtube Diving."

by XxUrbanGodxX February 26, 2010

Butt Diving

To search a packed ash tray for cigarettes that have not been smoked down to the filter.

Steve is out on the porch butt diving because nobody will give him a cigarette.

by Ekim Semaj March 30, 2011

don't hide, divide

Are you going to share that? or: Can I have some? or: Give me some.

Do you have chocolate? Don't hide, divide.

by Jules Gray October 9, 2007