Ball depth

The depth of water where one's balls become extremely cold, and unpleasant shrinkage will occur.

I don't want to swim out any further, I'm almost at ball depth right now.

by seriously, come on. August 20, 2009

periscope depth

When your penis persistently peeks through your underwear fly, regardless of how many times he is readjusted, thus increasing the risk of tip zipper rash.

Hold on a second I need to adjust my drawers. My junk keeps playing a shadowy game of penile Groundhogs Day, you know,... I've been cruising at periscope depth all day...

by willisdwaynetwayne December 26, 2009

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

periscope depth

n. 1. when you are in a body of water (tub, hot tub, pool, etc) and you are floating at a depth such that just the tip of your penis breaches the surface of the water

{to one's friends in a hot tub}
"i'm at periscope depth"

by J.Dizzie May 30, 2012

Fun-Dipt

When you dip your ballsack in blue fun-dip hoping to score some pussy but you end up getting blue-balled. It’s quite an ironic situation..

Hey Amir did you end up scoring that pussy last night?

-No man, i dipped my balls in fun-dip and she started to feel me up but then left me hanging.
No way brother, you totally got fun-dipt

by SodaSmokinSoda November 20, 2018

fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.

Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021

Horizontal Dipshit

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

by BBilly December 29, 2021