double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

ignotextsec

The fleeting feeling a person gets right after they hit the send button on a text they immediately want back.
Related to the ignosecond, the feeling a person gets upon seeing their keys in the ignition just as the locked car door closes.

I was really mad while I was typing, then had an ignotextsec as soon as I sent it.

by stooper May 26, 2010