Dildometrist

N. A professional who creates and designs prescription dildos for a specific person.

I am going to make an order with the dildometrist.

by &*& August 3, 2016

Dildo Dumping

The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.

Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...

Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.

by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017

didocious

Getting larger or increasing in number.

In Mrs. Galloway’s example the numbers were becoming increasingly didocious.

by SavageJoe June 10, 2019

Dildo bird

When a hooker shoves a dildo into her vagina and the hooker sqeezes her ass cheeks together thus sending the dildo flying out of her vagina and across the room as a projectile.

I was standing outside my neighbor's house when a dildo bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy.

by mudboy7 July 6, 2019

Urban dildo legend

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me

The urban dildo legend

by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 3, 2009

Dildo Gun

The PP-90M1 from Modern Warfare 3. The name is derived from the gun's magazine, which looks like a dildo. Coined by Xcal.

All that guy uses is the dildo gun. Try something else for once.

by SkeetSkeet44 November 21, 2011