Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

digame

Tell me in Spanish

You know something about cocaine?....digame!

by opa-opa November 28, 2018

vagina dialogue

Essentially the interaction betwixt two vaginas. Also known as scissoring.

Carol is a real rug-muncher, she participates in vagina dialogues at least twice a night.

by Cam Nielsen January 14, 2008

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

by Lupussong August 22, 2019

DIGAF

This is an acronym for "Do I Give A Fuck"
pronounced DIE GAFF

your really boring flatmate stops to talk about the benefits of either laundry powder or liquid. you reply DIGAF

by Trent Holmes September 16, 2007