Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021

4 millimeter defeater

A man who has a 4 millimeter cock or a catapult that has a base of 4 millimeters.

Tyrone has a 4 millimeter defeater which is small for his family.

by A cool cuh January 30, 2022

Particular testicular detection

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.

I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!

by TessTickles_69 May 17, 2023

Horny nigga detected

A male who is always horny. Is probably named sage.

Cool person: bro why is sage always horny
Other cool person: i know man everytime I text him he's jerking off
Cool person: horny nigga detected

by Gaye dickhead July 2, 2020

Agony of Defeat

Phrase originally made famous on the old ABC's Wide World of Sports show that aired on Saturday afternoons. A hapless ski jumper fell off the jump and had the misfortune to have that little video clip replayed about a zillion times over the years.
Antonym is Thrill of Victory

Bringing you the wide world of sports, where you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all within the comfy confines of your living room.

He blew that $1,000 Nassau and then got fired for letting down the Chairman's team - talk about the agony of defeat.

by AdamanEve April 12, 2006

sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

by OMFGitzREGINA September 30, 2008