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Decepticon

A Girl (or guy) who plays like they are into you, gives you her digits...normally to avoid an awkward moment and have to say no to your face...then will have nothing to do with you when you call or ask her out.

A Girl who goes out with you long enough to change her mind then says she has a Boyfriend
"I saw you get that girls digits, did yall every go out?"

"No man I called her and she ain't into me, she is a decepticon!"
by lampin632n September 11, 2009
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decepticon

Don't date him man, he's really a decepticon, with kids.
by JSP March 19, 2005
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Decepticon

A girl under the age of 18, who tries to deceive people into believing she is older by wearing provocative clothing and by acting in a more sophisticated manner.
Mike: Hey dude, is that a hot girl in front of that mailbox?
Joe: No man, that's definitely a decepticon. Should have worn your glasses, man.
by Ruzzie2Shoes August 21, 2010
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wkwax deception

wkwax sharing the dumbest possible opinion and trying to make people beleive him
zryab was a survived victim of wkwax deception
by wkwax September 9, 2022
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Deceivers

Breasts that appear to be good when inside the bra. When the bra is removed, the breasts are not what you expected.

Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.
Kevin - Dude, I saw you leave with that girl the other night, what happened?

Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.

Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...
by MDMC January 15, 2011
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weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.
We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.
by Brian July 11, 2003
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Decepticon

someone of the opposite sex that you meet and realize they are fat and ugly. But you originally thought they where attractive.
that girl ended up being a decepticon when i saw her pic
by negro October 16, 2004
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