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Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)
“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”
by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021
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Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
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Sleepy Dantes

~1~ a person who's always sleepy even tho he slept all night and didn't do anything all day.
~2~ lazy like a sloth. got no motivation to move out of bed.
Person: "ugh I'm so tired"
Person 2: "dude you haven't done anything all day"
Person 3: "owo sleepy dantes"
by sleepsloop December 3, 2020
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dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_
1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock
by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021
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dante pryor

The most goofy ass MF you could ever meet this dumb MF doesn't even deserve to be on earth he should be burning in the pits of hell to forever be tortured by his mistakes he has made in his life
like this man is one McDonald's sprite away from a stroke
jimmy: Hey do you have Dante Pryor as your teacher?
Bob: yes, an trust me you don't want him as a teacher he mentally drains me every fucking day.
by Unkown1 December 13, 2023
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Dante

Dante is a sexy handsome man smells great has lots of money (MASSIVE COCK full size when he was born out the womb) muscular great at all sports pulls bitches ( hella bitches)
Wow was that Dante he’s so handsome sexy strong rich massive cock, etc
by DefinitelynotDante July 22, 2022
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Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021
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