manipulative asshole who is nice to everyone inc you when there are people around but when you're alone he tells you how worthless, disgusting and useless you are.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
Not adverse to physical violence or blaming you for his doormat wanting to leave him or ruining his pathetic drunk life.
by Angry@men November 3, 2010
Get the dadmug. Hypocritical moron.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
The guy that yells at you, insults you, treats you like shit, kills even the smallest bit of self esteem you have, and then tells you that he's just doing it because he loves you. He believes that he is always right and will argue over the smallest thing. When he's not complaining incessently about bills and grades, he can be found drinking and watching porn.
Dad: You fucked up the computer again didn't you?!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
Me: What are talking about?
Dad: The fucking computer isn't working right because you go on "asshole.com"!
Me: What's asshole.com?
Dad: You shut the fuck up!!
Don't use that tone with me you ungrateful piece of shit!!!
Me: Did you ever think that maybe you fucked it up by going on all those underage Asian porn sites?
Dad: DON'T YOU FUCKING TALK BACK TO ME YOU LAZY, WORTHLESS FAGGOT!!!!
by lazy, worthless faggot December 7, 2005
Get the dadmug. by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022
Get the a dadmug. the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4
and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.
and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.
SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad
by sinister wuff July 17, 2016
Get the dadmug. When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
Get the Daddedmug.