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Cold Docking

This is a bizarre, yet (some would say anyway) sexual act involving the insertion of a shit frozen within a condom in to the anus of a willing victim.

The frozen turd 'dildo' is slid in and out of the willing victims ring piece until it begins to thaw and emit a vulgar odour.
Gillian happily spread herself on all fours whilst Joanne began the cold docking by inserting the frozen turdpedo in and out of Gillians ample anus
by Phantomspermer January 6, 2012
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moon docking

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.
"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"
by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008
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baby docking

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."
by colleen86 June 23, 2007
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space docking

When a man with a erect uncircumcised penis extends his foreskin over the tip of another erect penis (circumcised or non).
Bobby: We were touching tips and then he started space docking me
Andre: Ooooooh that's hot.
by JohnsonNoJ March 16, 2014
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Spaceship Docking

The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina.
I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking.
by Dwizzelf September 14, 2006
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Symmetrical Docking

v. A term to describe the embrace of two equally endowed female bodies so that the breasts meet, hence "symmetrical docking". Based on the mecha anime GaogaiGar in which the final form of the mechas in question was released through the manoeuvre "symmetrical docking".

May also refer to tribadism
*picture of two girls hugging*

Everyone: "SYMMETRICAL DOCKING!!!!"
by Ixthedamned September 15, 2008
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super docking

When one mans penis foreskin goes over another mans penis and balls.
Matt stop super docking Dave while hes sleeping!
by bjoe July 7, 2006
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