cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

costomer

An unprofitable customer, or a customer that costs the business.

If we let him use all those coupons we'll go broke. Tell that costomer to go away!

That guy keeps finding little glitches in our program, and it's taking like 5 hours a week of our time just to help one person. Plus he's always sending spam and we're getting letters from ISP's. He is a VERY BAD COSTOMER.

by Benjamin A December 14, 2008

customer support fever

Customer Support Fever is a type of ethnic sex fever, similar to Jungle Fever ("Once you go black, you never go back") or Turban Fever ("It's the oil"). Indians are the targeted group. The name comes from the people normally manning (or womaning) call centers.

"I must have customer support fever cause I'm intentionally downloading viruses just to hear that sweet Indian accent asking me if I have the monitor plugged in."

by ared38 November 17, 2007

Customer Care

Listening to your customer's issue with empathy and then with knowledge, assisting your customer to a satisfactory resolution for her/him and the company you represent in a postive and friendly fashion.

Customer care is a concept of how to treat a customer no matter what the issue. Treat the person as you yourself would like to be treated.

by Linda N. December 14, 2008

custo

A person who buys any form of narcotic

Aye nigga go serve up that custo for me, he been blowin my cell up all day. He need a dub of dat hard

by DJ Lotto2 September 5, 2011

Customer

A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.

"WHERE IS THE TROUBLESHOOT, CUSTOMER?" - Alex

by n0netrickpony December 9, 2019

Clustomerfuck

A serious problem causing customers to become very irate. (From Clusterfuck)

The server was down for almost 2 hours. It was a complete clustomerfuck.

by mlw_srpm January 22, 2011