gentlemens curve

a very slight, delicate upwards curve of the penis. Few men can claim ownership of a gentlemens curve, but those who boast its unique and intricate appearance.

The gentlemens curve on the hog I rode last night had just the right amount of curvature to satisfy my need

by Coldrod March 24, 2020

Ass Curve

A method used for increasing the rank of a random whore met at a bar or club. The curve is similar to that used by a college professor when his students all performed poorly on a test.

Stewart knew the girl he met at Reale's was only a 5 but using his ass curve, he bumped her up to a 6.5.

by tactrash June 19, 2008

Chronic Curve

Where a man's penis is curved so bad it's dreadful

"Hey, how was last night with John?" "I was terrible! He has Chronic Curve

by Stevie Arrington December 14, 2016

drinking on a curve

when its ok to drink early because you woke early and its noon in an earlier timezone

hey jimbo ... i ended up drinking on a curve this morning because i woke at 6am on sunday and had my yard work done by 10am and was ready for that refreshing cold beer ... its noon on the east coast.

by dittotron April 19, 2009

Flatten the curve

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.

Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.

by UrbanladUK May 3, 2020

Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

The Curve

"The Curve" is an alternative method of asexual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her penis into his/her own vagina. It's called "The Curve", because of the distinctive shape the penis makes as it's inserted. "The Curve" refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with "Curving".

(Verb) "Well Billie, I have both the gun, and the holster, so I'll let you choose. What do you want to do?" "Honestly Sam, I'm content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself."

(Noun) "Wow, she's hot." "If you say so, but it looks to me like she's got The Curve going on."

by Mr. TimeKiller May 24, 2010