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flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

gentlemens curve 

a very slight, delicate upwards curve of the penis. Few men can claim ownership of a gentlemens curve, but those who boast its unique and intricate appearance.
The gentlemens curve on the hog I rode last night had just the right amount of curvature to satisfy my need
gentlemens curve by Coldrod March 24, 2020

Ass Curve 

A method used for increasing the rank of a random whore met at a bar or club. The curve is similar to that used by a college professor when his students all performed poorly on a test.
Stewart knew the girl he met at Reale's was only a 5 but using his ass curve, he bumped her up to a 6.5.
Ass Curve by tactrash June 19, 2008

Chronic Curve 

Where a man's penis is curved so bad it's dreadful
"Hey, how was last night with John?" "I was terrible! He has Chronic Curve
Chronic Curve by Stevie Arrington December 14, 2016

drinking on a curve 

when its ok to drink early because you woke early and its noon in an earlier timezone
hey jimbo ... i ended up drinking on a curve this morning because i woke at 6am on sunday and had my yard work done by 10am and was ready for that refreshing cold beer ... its noon on the east coast.

Flatten the curve 

Flatten the curve means to make things understandable for others and to set a guidance.
Before the end of the year exam the students were all confused and were panicking, so the teacher had to flatten the curve for them.