Cubber (cube-er)

When 69'ing in the traditional position (girl on top) a piece of shit (cubed shape only) falls directly from asshole of girl into the mouth of partner and swallowed by 'said' partner.

My breath stinks so bad I swear that girl I 69'ed last night must have dropped a "Cubber (cube-er)" in my mouth.

by Pisser from North Dallas October 19, 2009

Cumber-Stumpin'

the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.

OR...

the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation

(not to be confused with pickle-dick)

Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!

Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."

cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum

by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011

CumBerry CupCakes

When out of anger or love you ejaculate into cupcake batter then you serve it to an enemy or a lover

I swear to god I will serve you a platter of CumBerry Cupcakes

by DADDY CUMDROP June 8, 2017

cumberspoof

a gay man

Wow, he hooked up with a guy, what a cumberspoof!

by resort November 29, 2017

Cumberg

When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.

I had to steer clear of the cumberg last night.

by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019

Cumber Sunday dinner

The cucumber Sunday dinner defines someone who the average person would call a “nonce” this person at some point has experienced a Brittany spears mental breakdown and now spends his time in the bedroom listening to Lewis Capaldi

Can’t wait for me grannie to make me a cucumber Sunday dinner

by Matty Ayre April 7, 2020

Shitty-Curser

Someone who is terrible at curssing or someone who cursses, but isn't good at it or doesn't makes sense .

Did coach just say suck my ass? Yeah, he must be a
Shitty-Curser.

by AndrewHunt23 April 6, 2011