that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

Cumbersnatch

The fourth dimensional pocket caused by a tear in the space-time continuum located in Benedict Cumberbatch's anus that acts as a limitless storage space to said actor.

Sherlock pulled an assortment of miscellaneous items from his Cumbersnatch during the investigation of a case.

by uncle tequila March 3, 2017

Crumble

For something to be “Crumble” means it to be “Clean” or “fresh”.

“James’s trainers from 110B are nice”
“Yeah bro, they are Crumble”

by Cherry boyz February 21, 2020

cumblement

A fight and / or argument

Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.

by lokijki January 26, 2008

cumblebust

doing a task that cancels out another one.

charging your phone while using it.
(cumblebust)

by dahunnahfrmdabricks November 11, 2022

cumbeer

It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.

Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.

by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.

ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin

by dj lance July 11, 2011