crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

by black_siren November 20, 2007

crumblebum

someone who leaves crumbs of food in the space where he was eating

my four year old child is a crumblebum

by gpajoe December 15, 2011

crumblemuff

A crumbly muffin, and/or weird textured vagina.

"That bitch had a crumblemuff like you wouldn't believe."

by crumblemuff1 April 12, 2014

Crumbly Cookie

1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.

You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.

by BadCupcake February 10, 2015

crumblefuck

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.

FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017

crumblecunt

A word for someone so inept and stupid, they can barely function in society. Also a dysphemism for a fluffy vagina.

You stupid crumblecunt don't press the red button!!!!

Her vagina is so fluffy it literally is a crumblecunt.

by TheToxicChad July 9, 2018

crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.

Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."

by sheila in the car January 13, 2019