Definitions by black_siren

mootface 

some chik who is so ugly, she looks like she has a vagina on her face

1. "Oi Alicia you mootface!"

2. "Hey Jackie.. Are we fucking, or is that just your mootface"

mootface by black_siren December 24, 2007

crumblephilia 

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

crumblephilia by black_siren November 20, 2007