Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

Habitual Line-Crosser

adjective; To describe someone who frequently makes the jump from what is socially acceptable to what is obviously inappropriate; most commonly occurring as a lewd statement.

"Brandon is a habitual line-crosser... I said his mom had dirty nails and he crossed the line by saying 'YA WELL YO MAMAS SO DIRTY SHE STUCK IN A CUCUMBER AND PULLED OUT A PICKLE! Completely inappropriate!"

by AMBAHMAHRI March 9, 2010

Choose Up

For women to be under the tutelage of a pimp. She is required to pay a choosing fee.

Choose up or loose me

by Mr.GoldMind June 21, 2017

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

croomeyg

A boy with hair that is all over the place and is a bed head.He thinks he sooo cool.But croomey is a neek really.He is not attractive to girls.

Look over there,that boy is a croomeyg

by Fluffypinkunicron March 10, 2017