bunyon

Another name for a penis hand. I created the word from the word buddy which is another name for penis in Jamaican lingo. It is fairly common to hear someone say "buddy hand" in Jamaica. I made it a bit more obscure by calling it "bunyon" and it is now a widely used word.

He touched the ladies with his bunyon.

bunyon by Mackylos August 17, 2010

Bunyon Splooge 

When a man ejaculates a huge amount of semen all over the place. Paul Bunyon is a huge man hence the Bunyon Splooge.

"I layed a bunyon splooge on my lady last night, her face was COVERED!"

Bunyon Splooge by Nafty April 5, 2006

Paul Bunyon 

When you pick a girl up, stretch her vag, and place your head and wear her like one of those racoon Paul Bunyon hats.

Dude, I Paul Bunyoned my girl last night, she can't walk anymore.
I got Bunyoned last night, my lips feel very sore.

Paul Bunyon by TaylorG1990 November 10, 2008

Paul Bunyon 

A Paul Bunyon is when you lay your dick on a tree stump, cut if off with an axe, and sew it on backwards within 30 seconds.

Me and Tucker are gonna get a few friends together tonight and have a Paul Bunyon party.

Paul Bunyon by Trey Coffman December 15, 2008

Paul Bunyon 

The act of shoving an axle handle up your sphincter while masturbating in an alien costume.

Chris and Brett are home taking turns doing Paul Bunyon"s on each other while Jeff is filming.

Paul Bunyon by wtf325! July 19, 2017

Bonyon 

It’s another word for weed, cannabis, marijuana etc.

Bro I could kill for some bonyon right now.

Bonyon by Dr. Mug August 5, 2019

Purple Mud Bunion 

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Purple Mud Bunion by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015