Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

piss crook

Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.

Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.

by morninglory07 January 11, 2015

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.

Hes a J crook!

by CCCracker May 25, 2023

Box of Chooks

Australian colloquial; a block of 30 Emu Export beer cans, commonly used as currency in Western Australia in lieu of cash for small jobs or swap of goods.

Chiefy: Here, cob you can have my spare vape ...

Me: I don't have any cash on me, fella ...

Chiefy: No worries, just drop off a Box of Chooks when you get a chance ...

by Ninja Dingo October 15, 2023

cooksource

Infringing on copyright and then attempting to get paid for publicity.

I don't have time to write my own articles, maybe I'll just cooksource it and earn a buck!

by JGrig November 5, 2010