Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
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a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy
iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy
iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
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person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!
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Some guy from Australia: Have you ever heard of this one cartoon show called Chucklewood Critters.
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
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