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Chucklewood Critters

The most popular American cartoon to not have its own Wikipedia page. It ran for two seasons from 1998 to 1999. It is popular among furry fans. Particularly fans of The Raccoons or the works of Yoram Gross. The show started off as holiday specials much like The Raccoons.
Some guy from Australia: Have you ever heard of this one cartoon show called Chucklewood Critters.
Me: You mean the one show that doesn't have its own Wikipedia page?
Some guy from Australia: Yes. It has a teddy bear and a fox and-
Me: Okay, I'll watch it!
by OhNo S. December 18, 2022
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critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.
“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
The people critters
by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023
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Critter

A lean sipping male. That beats your dog when your not home. And doesn’t remember because he mixed too much lean with imported sodas. Has two kids and wants to marry your homegirl for a green card. Does tattoos, but really does infections for the price of 200. Doesn’t eat. Yells at backpacks.
This critter lives here rent free!
by Apt20 September 4, 2020
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critter

a little guy with big 'ole eyes and a big shoes
guy: "hey, what is that?!"
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"

In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
by tableclothsmeller68 May 30, 2023
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Critter

A word used to describe an annoying person who is partaking in something irregular/strange
John walked in a funny way, someone would say:

“John is a little critter”
by DrakeTheKool May 9, 2023
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