Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo

Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"

by Robo the guy February 23, 2011

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Cordsexual

being attracted to discord in a sexual manner

hey you like discord? thats cordsexual!

by IAmCxlvxn January 16, 2020

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Cods lips

A fishy variation on your average beef curtains.
A womans partition.

I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the biggest set of cods lips ever. £10 per lip and £5 admin fee... best £25 I ever spent.....mmmmm Cods Lips...

by wurzel79 October 14, 2008

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Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.

Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.

by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014

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codstar

Codstar, an incredibly cucky guy, loves hiding in bushes, and hardscoping with his 1 inch slammer.

Random guy: Sup bro
Codstar: Get the fuck out of my room im playing MINECRAFTTT!
Random guy: ...okkkk.....

by Chxrli3_211221 November 18, 2017

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coldski

A much faster and more efficient way of saying cold one. Could also be used with boiskis for perfection.

"Yo, what you wanna do today?"

"Let's crack open a coldski with the boiskis."

by PercocetPeter April 21, 2018

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Cards for Tards

Flashcards made by tard individuals to succeed on examinations (usually via computer because tards lack comprehensive handwriting and won't be able to understand what they wrote)
Normal people do not need flashcards to study.

Viknesh: Yo i made some Anki flashcards to study for the bio test. U should do it too or else you'll fail.

Melvin: YEA AII!! I aint making no 'cards for tards' out here. Ima harverd nigga.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

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