Cop that undies

A phrase used to signal the release of methane from ones rectum. Can also be used in the situation of a follow through

If a mate says
"OH BRO, I THINK YOU JUST SH!T YOURSELF"

Your reply would be
" Cop that undies "

by Encinoman_aus February 26, 2011

Cop and Roll

"Cop and Roll" means to grab your drugs or whatever, and leave the immediate area quickly. It is a combination of two terms: To "Cop" which is to purchase or acquire something (often drugs or loot). The term originated with street drug users as a way to quickly say "going to buy drugs" in less conspicuous terms. The term "Roll" means to quickly depart. The combo phrase can be used at a bank or really at any place there is a long line and the people in front of you are not "rolling" to make way for the next in line.

Guy 1: Yo these dudes in front of us are taking forever - they already got their drinks - now they just hitting on that hot bartender..

Guy 2: No doubt, these boys need to just cop and roll. Stop holding up the line..

by chicosox May 4, 2011

Cop-ass funeral

A large, bureaucratic inconvenience

I was stuck in traffic for two hours for some cop-ass funeral!

by TenaciousLee626 October 28, 2013

Cop-speak

An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer used cop-speak to convince the jury that the use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

cop a clip

To acquire ones firearm.

DON'T MAKE ME GO COP A CLIP!!!

by DimDread April 12, 2019

cop out

n. an excuse to take the easy way out, an excuse to not finish something in an acceptable way

This phrase was parodied by Monty Python to end some sketches. Instead of a climax or punch line, the police (cops) would turn up and arrest the characters. Therefore, they would literally "cop out" of finishing the sketch. The most notable was at the end of "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

by IndyMac March 23, 2009

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

by tnt May 1, 2003