coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.

McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark

by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010

couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

skin clothing

Skin clothing is what brohoes wear.
it represents dirtbiking.

is she wearing skin clothing? shes a brohoe.

by 951 TR September 16, 2007

jew catching

when you see people geo caching they are jew catching

my mom went out of town on a jew catching trip

by lamthewhoareyouman January 16, 2011

catching booty

Same as "Getting some" sometimes in a treehouse or any other place. OM

Me: Hey Trev, where is York?

Trev: he's at a girls house, probably catching booty.

by Old money April 27, 2014

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 30, 2015