Cock of duty black cocks

another name for the new call of duty black ops

gamer 1: I'm going to play call of duty black ops
gamer 2: so how do you like cock of duty black cocks

by masterchief2287 January 12, 2011

Cock of all Cocks

When you see a shlong that is too big for words. It is the Godpenis, it is the massive mumma chode. It is "The Cock of all Cocks"

Dude: hey, check that guy's pants out.
Dude2: dude, there's something wrong with his leg.
Dude: No. He has THE COCK OF ALL COCKS

by dictionary sire February 4, 2010

cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

by mjolnir February 16, 2009

cocks

an appropriate exclamation for any occasion

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"

by al jorgenson May 3, 2004

Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.

"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"

by Jim Reed May 16, 2006

Feed the chooks

To masturbate (male)

"Kevin feeds the chooks!"

by MeatAxe September 25, 2003