Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming

Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

ultra-constitutional

Ultra constitutional guarantees is an eftekasa from Dr. Mohamed Elbrade3i. Elbrade3i knows for fact that he has no chance of becoming president of Egypt after Jan 25th revolution, so he's trying to make as many eftekasats as he can so he can become something. All his eftekasats are against the majority. Many people see Elbrada3i as idol, so they believe every word he says.. Idiots Huh?..

But 3and omo ya Adham

We need ultra-constitutional guarantees, to guarantee freedom and democracy

by Wa7ed Maf2o3 November 13, 2011

consistitution

A document recording what a thing consists of.

Bob: What do brownies consist of?

Harold: Well, let me read you the consistitution:

We the Brownies...

Article I: Chocolate
Article II: Butter
Article III: Eggs
Article IV: Sugar

by yum! October 13, 2009

Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

by PedoSnapz December 18, 2010

Constipation

A backed up flow of things

i.e. The highway is undergoing heavy constipation

by Phroe July 11, 2003

constitutional masturbation

To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag

Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.

Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem

by Gentalmansmiley June 20, 2011

Cell Phone Constipation Relief

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009