Congrats

Congrats is a term used to sarcastically congratulate someone on an achievement, such as atrocious behavior, a hideous style of clothing, or the amount of likes someone receives on an Instagram or Facebook photo which they probably paid people to like. "Congrats" is another way of telling someone that they are a fuck.

Girl 1: I'm having a party, but you're not invited.
Girl 2: Congrats!

*Girl walks by in high-waisted shorts*
Guy: Congrats on your high-waisted shorts that don't even cover your ass!

*Scrolling through a girl's Instagram or Facebook newsfeed*
Girl 1: Congrats on your 100 likes on your photo!
Girl 2: Congrats on your pounds of makeup!

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

Congradulations

Used when congratulating a person on coming out of the closet.

Congradulations on coming out Kyle.

by johntall December 2, 2010

congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS

A sarcastic way of say congratulations. It's like saying "okay congrats, but I could really give a shit or care less."

1. THEM: "I just bought 2 arizonas!"
ME: "CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS"

2. "I was the only one to get that question
right!"...."CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS"

by weduecrack719 October 7, 2010

Congratumalations

The word 'Congratulations' typed in by someone who obviously doesn't know how to spell.

-AIM Person 1: "Congratumalations on your graduation!"

-AIM Person 2: "Uh don't you mean 'congratulations'?"

by BobleDude September 26, 2008

Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

congratulatory kiss

A kiss given to show how much you appreciate someone or just as a thanks. It's never a passionate kiss and surely not suggestive.

He gave the woman a congratulatory kiss in order to tell her that he looked up to her.

by Heleva Nass January 12, 2008