Consummating that ass

To fuck your newly married partners asshole with a cock/strappon so hard they quite literally feel it for weeks.

~person one~ hey i was totally Consummating that ass last night, she/he was screaming so loud we got kicked out of the hotel.
~person two~ oh shit is she/he okay?!
~person one~ yeah but i don't think she/he'll be sitting any time soon.

by sexygerl July 20, 2016

consuelo

the biggest simp ever like it’s really bad how big of a simp she has turned into for this dude kinda worried for her

consuelo started a trial so she can watch basketball even tho she knows nothing about basketball and probably doesn’t like it just so she can learn about it because it’s his favorite sport. her breed: simp

by consueloisaprettybigsimp August 3, 2020

consumer

someone who eats way more than their share, usually when they are eating a community food source

Often a skinny ass athlete who puts it away without thought

Sarita: WHERE DID THE CHEX MIX GO?
Alexa: ...Tammy happened.
Sarita: Where does she put it all?!
Alexa: She's a Consumer-- she takes in everything in her path.
Sarita: Next time we're hiding the chex mix from her!!

by LuckyWaters January 21, 2011

consuite

Hospitality room at a con

Where's the consuite so I can get some food

by thutt312 December 30, 2007

consumo

A person of convoluted Asian, Irish, German, and Kiwi heritage. Usually seen in large groups at parties, raves, football games, and politcal fundraisers. A consumo is pretty much the coolest cat in town.

Sandy: Hey did you go to that rockin party at Bob's last night? He's a total consumo.

Tawney: I'd do him.

by Stoney R April 18, 2008

Consumption bereavement

the process by which consumers react emotionally and behaviorally to the withdrawal of favourite brands.

Oh man they just stopped making my favorite ice-cream

Your suffering from Consumption Bereavement

by Dikc3s October 20, 2009

Consume thy anus

Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant

Martha would you kindly let me consume thy anus

by Consume thu anuses June 9, 2018