Ghetto Commandments

The 10 rules any G must follow at all times. If not they do not follow they are a bitch and therefore do not need to breathe.

The Ghetto Commandments
I. If thou art a bitch te shall not breathe.
II. Puff, puff giveth.
III. Thou shalt not snitch.
IV. Thou shalt not loveth thy hoes.
V. Thou shan't knock the hustle.
VI. Real shast recogonize real
VII. It's no fun if the homies getteth none
IX. Never covet thy neighbors bitch
X. Fuck the police

by Freakniks freaky friend LK April 16, 2010

cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Coca-colanization

The taking-over of the world by Coca-Cola, other huge American products/companies.

"It's just a matter of Coca-Colanization these days."

by Bec December 13, 2003

Suicide Commando

Bascially, really messed up one-man group who makes industrial songs that are really addicting. Many of his songs are too disturbing for words, yet some of them are OK. Some of his songs are actually quite good.

Despite the fact that Suicide Commando is the most messed-up artist on this green Earth, he is really talented and ought to be noted for that.

I just downloaded "Neuro Suspension" by Suicide Commando. I think this guy had a bad life...

by Evestar July 21, 2009

St Tropez Commando

A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.

"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"

"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"

by L Rathen May 20, 2009

couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".

"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."

by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006

Companion

A noun describing another that one desires to associate with, ideally without entangling one's material assets with said other. Accordingly, companions ideally have no perceived need to associate with each other. Companionship can be considered as a Pure relationship because it is unforced by contemporary conditions (needs). Ideally, each companion has their own place of residence and/or clearly defined boundaries within the same residence, allowing for independence (i.e. they can each (dis)associate with each other as they mutually want). Companionship can be contrasted with both plutonic love/conventional friendship and marriage/engagement/dating, as each often incorporates elements where the relationship is expected and accepted to exist at least partially due to perceived need (e.g. where one friend turns to another for advice on how to get through a financial hardship; where a husband and wife believe they need each other for financial or emotional support). Companionship may or may not be romantic/sexual in nature. The term may, for example, be used to formally describe modern romantic relationships whose participants have not registered their marriage with government (thus avoiding legal entanglement of personhood) and/or those whose participants do not share material resource such as joint bank accounts and jointly owned/mortgaged houses.

Is she your wife, spouse, partner, de facto, friend?

Neither, Samantha's my companion.

by Pterippus February 5, 2019