Confused

A term often associated to someone whom doesn't know their front from their rear.

When someone thinks they are in love but are really just looking for a filler of space.

When someone thinks they love their job, but are just in it for the status.

Adam Stauffer was confused about his sexuality, so he went with the first thing that knocked on the door.

by Professor Billy March 20, 2009

confuser.

a person who confuses words, sometimes will use words that are completely unrelated to the word they mean to use.

The boss has been sadamizing me to get those reports in, you know like putting the presssure on me.
No no, thats not what sadamizing means, you are such a confuser.

by hary the fatness May 29, 2007

nonspontaneously combustible

flammible; can burn.

matches are nonspontaneously combustible

by c-man June 19, 2006

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

by dahrk May 21, 2008

confuser

A person who seems to be of neither gender yet very attractive.
Male Confuser's generally have long hair and wear make up and 'confuser clothes'
Female Confusers normally don the short hair and gender neutral clothes

Confusers revell in the fact that they confuse people and love every one who asks them whether they are a girl or a boy. They will however act pissed off for the 'act'

Boy1: Is that a boy or a girl?
Boy2: Dunno maybe it's a confuser
Boy1: Their Hott anway
Boy2:mmmm

by corzah1 April 5, 2008

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007