colon cleansing

A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

Colin

Someone who is named Colin usually has beautiful blue eyes, a gorgeous shade of brown/blonde hair, and is very tall and slim. He has a little bit of musical talent, and is very popular with the ladies. Every girl is in love with him because of his blue eyes and his mysterious personality. He is usually quiet, but talks a lot with his friends. When you get to know him, he isn't as shy. He also keeps to himself unless he knows you. He is also an excellent dresser, and is SUPER classy. He knows how to present himself. You will never forget him once you see him because he is so interesting. He's usually older than you and knows how to steal your heart. Bottom line is..... once you see him, you'll fall in love. Then all you want to do is try to get to know him.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy named Colin the other day?
Friend 2: Yes! He is so gorgeous and classy!
Friend 1: I need to get to know him.
Friend 2: Me too!

by Alter Ego April 19, 2013

colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

Colin Powell

The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.

Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Colin

A sweet amazing guy with dark hair and gorgeous eyes he is so cute/hot but will sadly deny it he means everything plus some to this girl and holds the key to her heart hes an all around nice caring funny loveable amazing guy anyone would be absolutely lucky to have hes easy to fall in love with and hates when his friends and family are sad or upset also colins are usually awesome drummers and love to play video games

colin is amazing i love him

by 666yo June 15, 2011

colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

The Colonel

The act of slovenly eating a bucket of fried chicken and then providing a greasy handjob.

Well. . . if you are feeling tired tonight we could just go to KFC and then you could give me the Colonel later.

by magnumPI January 2, 2010