Colbey

Very sweet but has his emotions. Very goofy, terrible at talking/texting through phone but really sensitive. Usually a pet person. Has nice hair and usually a girlfriend. Whoever colbey ends up dating that person knows to never let him go. Great with friends and people in general. Usually hot af

Girl 1:omg yaaas colbey just asked me out
Girl 2: NO WAYYYY

by Yoursecretpal June 12, 2018

Dirty Cole

A dirty Cole is when you try to lure a small person in your white van with a 1970s mustache

I think I’m going to shave my beard off and pull a dirty Cole this weekend

by Big daddy freeman May 21, 2020

stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

Colten

Colten, an all around amazing person. He will make you smile even when your sad, he will make you laugh even when your about to cry, and he will calm down even if your about to explode. Having a Colten in your life is something that everyone should have and you should never let go. They are kind, compassionate, caring, athletic, sympathetic, loving, considerate, courageous, ambitious, diligent, and very intuitive. They know when your upset or sad without you even telling them and they know what to say and when to say it when you are. They love running and are always up for a card game, but watch out because colten’s are very competitive and are not up for losing. They always put family and friends first and am always thinking about the next way they can make a person smile. If you meet a Colten you should never let them go.

I wish I had more Colten’s in my life.

by Soccerdancegirl February 10, 2019

Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist

The act of snorting cocaine out of a woman's vagina, through a straw during, menstruation.

Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".

Johnny used a sour straw to snort cocaine out of sally's vagina... unfortunately finding out that she was on her period and he had just performed a Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist.

by DunkinHigh October 22, 2009

Colbert Hair

Colbert Hair is a fluid synthesis of dynamic characteristics that drive the success of The Colbert Report. Like the eye on the dollar bill, the hairdryer in Colbert's crest casts a conservative net of hairspray on tyranny. Flowing on parallel paths, the shinyness, perfectness, and mind oozing schmegmatic funness of Colbert Hair blend into a love hate cauldron of bitchslap.

I woke up one day, put my balls in my backpack, shelacked my hair, and said "... damn, it is a Colbert Hair day."

Your friend may approach you, and instead of saying, "Dude, your freakin hair looks tits today," he may exclaim, "For shit sakes pimpstick, you've got the Colbert Hair!"

If your hair is so devine as to shine and protect, then you have Colbert Hair. If you purchassed Colbert's sperm in a can at Walmart and used it as gel, then you have Colbert Hair. If you have been arguing with your inner voice about who's claw-like bangs would work in a fight, a latina or mormon polygamyst, then you may or may not have Colbert Hair.

The other day I had Colber Hair, but I just pulled that shit out of the fucking drain and dumped that schmegma right into my buttcrack just to see what it felt like.

by Cooter86 August 16, 2010

colden

to lessen in temperature

That creamer will colden my hot coffee.

by Shaniquah Tatwood April 23, 2008