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1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness
There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.
by CMurr February 27, 2006

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CWP
Acronym for Concealed Weapons Permit.
"The cops came, and I was packin' heat, yo."
"Oh, snap, son. Did they take you down?"
"Nah. I renewed my CWP last moth, cuz."
by CMurr January 23, 2007

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You know when you're texting someone, and they're doing something really cool, and you feel like you're experiencing it with them?

That's a textperience.
I haven't actually ever seen that movie, but I've textperienced it.
by CMurr November 04, 2008

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