stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

textperience

You know when you're texting someone, and they're doing something really cool, and you feel like you're experiencing it with them?

That's a textperience.

I haven't actually ever seen that movie, but I've textperienced it.

by CMurr March 25, 2009

CWP

Acronym for Concealed Weapons Permit.

"The cops came, and I was packin' heat, yo."
"Oh, snap, son. Did they take you down?"
"Nah. I renewed my CWP last moth, cuz."

by CMurr January 27, 2007