A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
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You need to put some deodorant on your cologna, it smells like fish sticks and cottage cheese.
You need to put some deodorant on your cologna, it smells like fish sticks and cottage cheese.
by Deranu August 28, 2009
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1.Military rank
2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
2.A characters from the video game Mega Man X4.
Has a sister called Iris. He is working with Repliforce
and later dies during the rebellion.
Some people believe Iris and Colonel were the same person
and got split into 2 : THIS IS NONSENSE AND BS.
My friend is in the army and is Colonel.
Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.
Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.
Colonel is weak against Frost Tower.
Colonel and Iris are brother and sister, and
WERE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU DUMBFUCK,DIE.
by Bari May 11, 2006
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i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!
by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007
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The meeting, cast as a "Republican strategy session for America", was in fact a sauna for the Alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good 'ol boys who vied on who could fleece the American people most deftly.
by Paughnque July 26, 2017
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by swampchappy February 1, 2010
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