Cotton Pony

A tampon

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?

by Global Fuckin Smoke October 1, 2003

cotton-pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

by ChrisBling January 18, 2006

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat August 8, 2008

Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

by Scottwax April 27, 2003

The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006