anime convention

noun. a place for people who like anime to hang out and talk about it. many dress up as their favorite anime characters i.e. cosplay. it is a freakshow of sorts for normal people to see but it is not that bad really. most are not otaku, just watch out for the fat old ones -wink-. most people there would look normal or semi-normal in a regular setting. contradictory to popular belief, not all fans there are completley obsessed, they are just there to have fun. you can pretty much talk to anyone and they are friendly.

normal person: "aaahhh!!! theres some guy over there with a huge swoard made of duct tape and cardboard whaddo i do?!?!?!" -calls cops-

anime con-goer: "......"

anime convention.....just a place for friends...

by kyuubi_san March 3, 2007

Cive

A combo of the three words "Can I have..."
Usually heard in public schools from annoying kids constantly asking you for something.

Billy: Hey, Joe, cive a piece of gum?
Joe: No, fuck you.

by Mike davis III March 19, 2007

Sausage Convention

Any party, gathering, night club, etc. where men go to meet babes but is full only of men.

I went to the club last night but it was nothing but a sausage convention

by fast September 3, 2004

Reno Furry Convention Special

A pizza available only in Reno during a furry convention, that comes with 19 splooges as a topping.

Whatever you do, do not order the Reno Furry Convention Special unless you want to get face aids.

by NoxMelo November 2, 2021

clive barker

an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.

Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.

by Ixy July 29, 2003

geneva convention

A situation whereby rules are not observed by one party, so other parties feel free to ignore thier pledges to follow the rules. Actually happened with the real geneva convention.

Because we had some young kids playing they said 'no fucking' at the camp. John protested against this from the beggining and fucked everyone senseless. The other guys wanted pussy too, so the rules just became a genva convention.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Convent

Convent is full of girls who think fighting is a hobby. Most of dem are obsessed with the PE teacher and beg for attention. The girls bullythe English and Science teachers. They think they're on piss all because they have attitude. They all get into problems wid the girls from their rival school but the girls from school are shook. The convent girls are always ready to fight but no-one has the courage to fight dem. They are nice girls but get on their bad side. The girls in yr9 and yr11 are the lengest But are either lesbian or just cant get boyfriends . If they do get boyfriends, they are loyal as fuck. The white girls think theyre black and the lightskins get all the attention. The teachers don't know how to control them when there's a fight and instead of listening to the students, they send them to isolation. The toilets are dutty. There's writings on the walls and half of the toilets don't work. They cook the same food in the canteen everyday and it's nasty asf so the girls spend their money on food in the morning. They always get kicked out /banned from stores for doing tik toks and in the morning, their always walking passed the mandem at the bus stop cuz they're sexy. Don't fuck with convent girls.

Boy1:"look at her"
Boy2:"mind she's a convent girl"

by DontWorryBoutItSweeheart April 28, 2020