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Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.
Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.
by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012
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cockerly

Cockerly is behaving in a cocky manner.
Why are you cockerly behaving, this way
by #* December 1, 2013
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Cockjerker

Noun. A movie with a lot of sex or nudity that inspires one to masterbate. Similar to a tearjerker, but way way better.
"Have you seen the new Mila Kunis movie? It's a total cockjerker."
by Keith Paulson January 8, 2014
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cockleavage

When a person of the male gender has left his zipper open exposing the top of his cock.
That dude has some serious cockleavage going on.
by Pinkcadillac64 May 24, 2016
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cockerdongle

a massive dinger donger that the ladies wanna touch
hey patricia, i was at michael's house and he pulled out his cockerdongle
by J'aquontavious October 16, 2017
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cocklewhore

A female who wants sex all the time and when she receives sexual pleasure she cockles much like a rooster.
Damn my girl is such a cocklewhore
by porkisgood123 January 25, 2018
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cockner

A little person with a head that looks like the tip of a penis (ollonborre)
Look at that guy! He is such a cockner
Casper's plastic surgery made him look like a cockner!
by cocksterbitch2019 February 26, 2018
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