carney

A carnival worker. Usually an adult male or female missing two or more teeth or possibly missing two or more of their limbs. They are masters of their craft which usually involves pulling a lever to make a ride move or pushing a button to make a ride stop. Most carneys enjoy a tasty marlboro red and the beer of their choice while operating the rides.

Bob: Hey lets go ride the ferris wheel!
Sue: We can't. The carney operating the ride is passed out.

by urge311 August 24, 2013

Reeve Carney

Star of Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark on Broadway and quite possibly one of the sexiest men alive. His voice is beautiful also which doesn't hurt. He's in a band, Carney also. If you get the chance to see the play, GO! it's amazing to see his gorgeous self.

Did you see Reeve Carney in Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark?

Fuck yeah!! he's one fine piece of ass

by M.J Watson January 7, 2012

carni

circus folk and people with small hands

He is such a fucking carni

by t April 29, 2003

carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

by ilovemilk October 17, 2006

Carnegie Mellon

(1) A shitty University in Pittsburgh full of nerds, tools, rich fucks, arrogant bastards, and ugly people.
(2) Place where students pay 35k a year to study endlessly, get absorbed in debt, and end up paying student loans for 10 years.

Fuck Carnegie Mellon

by I hate carnegie October 2, 2003

Carnieville

A nickname for a town in Florida close to Tampa called Gibsonton. Gibsonton is where all of the circus workers that travel the United States live. This includes such famous people as The Lizard Man, The Fat Woman, The Bearded Lady, The Rubber Man, etc.

I drove past Carnieville last night and saw the carnies feeding goats.

by Ben Jammin June 28, 2006

Carnegie Mellon

Carnegie Mellon: everything you have read up to this point is absolutely true :)

Good Food, Great Friends, Slammin Babes!

Nerd1: Thank God I'm gonna be rich so I can buy my girl one day
Nerd2: Yeah, I've always wanted a Dell

Nerd1: Dude, she's hot
Nerd2: Dude, she's a visitor

Nerd1: How bout her?
Nerd2: Definitely a 4 out of 10. . . too hot for Carnegie Mellon

by davidtepper October 29, 2007