Carnegie 

A somewhat ghetto town in southwestern Pennsylvania, about 5 minutes away from the city of Pittsburgh. The kids there attend Carlynton Jr/Sr High school, and almost all the teachers there are complete idiots.

98% of people in Carnegie are avid Steeler fans. They all speak fluent Pittsburghese and love their rolling rock. Even the kids (under 21). You will pretty much see houses decorated with Steeler paraphenalia, and fans watching the games every Sunday. Primanti's is a must.

Every September, Carnegie has a town festival, commonly known as the "Blues Festival", or "Carnegie Days".
There are numerous drug dealers, old people, hobos, African Americans, and little kids living here.
But one of the best places in Carnegie is Don Don's, they have the best chinese food by far around here. Carnegie was in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the town with the most bars and churches in it.

Kid 1: Hey where do you live?
Kid 2: Carnegie, it sucks!
Kid 1: you mean that ghetto shit town near pittsburgh?
Kid 2: Yeah, and yesterday my neighbor with the 7 kids got convicted of selling weed from his garage.
Kid 1: Sounds typical, im sorry you gotta live there!
Kid 2: Yeah, meeeee too

Carnegie by QWERTY412 October 18, 2008

Carnegie 

To use the magical powers from Dale Carnegie's HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE to obtain what you want. To be polite is not Carnegie. Carnegie is only employed with a plan.

-Man how did you pull in three asses at the same time last night?

-Carnegie

Carnegie by the power broker December 28, 2011

Carnegie 

A game played where someone is asked if they want to play carnegie. If they say yes they are taken into a dark room with a random partner. They can do whatever they want sexually with them. After they're finished they take a pen and draw a symbol on their left hand(for girls) and on their right hand(for guys).(symbol shown below); After two people play the game, they must never see eachother again. The girl leaves the room before the guy, and they never get to see eachothers faces or know their name. Once someone has played the game(and has the symbol on their hand), they must ask another person to play, and keep the chain going. No backing out.

Carnegie Symbol: http://i38.tinypic.com/oiu3uu.jpg

Karen has the symbol on her hand. She asks Dylan to play carnegie. He says sure. Karen sets him up with Lola in a dark room. They 'fool around'. Never asking eachothers name or where they live. Lola puts the carnegie symbol on Dylan's right hand, and Dylan puts the symbol on Lola's left hand. Lola leaves the room before Dylan does. They never see eachother again. They both ask other people to play. And the cycle starts over.

Carnegie by Andrew Carnegie February 18, 2009

Carnegie Abbey 

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

Carnegie Abbey by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

Carnegie Learning 

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

Carnegie Learning by maricalamari January 4, 2015

carnegie deli

classic NYC deli in mid-town manhattan known for it's triple decker sandwiches. just about everything is good at this place.

i just ate a corned beef sandwich at carnegie deli and i can't even move.

carnegie deli by g-ring May 5, 2007

Carnegie Syndrome 

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

Carnegie Syndrome by Beautybind October 13, 2019