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Pity Click

A Pity Click occurs when a user is surfing the world wide web and clicks on a paid advertisement for a web site that either sucks or clearly does not make any money. Even though the user has no intention of purchasing the advertised good or service, he or she realizes that by clicking the ad, the web site owners will make some money.
I found this cool website that lets you download music for free. I got so much good stuff from them that I gave them a pity click so that they get some money.
by TheJerkMan March 13, 2008
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pay per click

The method for incompetent SEO's to attract traffic for their websites by paying out vast money to search engines. The money is subsequently spent on browsers, time wasters and fraudulent clickers.
Pay per click follows a rigged auction model where no one knows how much the other is bidding, making the search engines huge sums of money for nothing.
pay per click advertisements are usually dispayed on the right hand side of search engine listings when typing in keywords
by Stakaman July 7, 2006
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click-happy

Going crazy with the mouse cause your PC doesn't respond fast enough to your liking causing:

a)the PC to be even slower
b)opening a thousand applications
c)moving folders and files to god knows where

(a common mistake amongst not-so-PC-literate users)

derived from the word trigger-happy
Getting click-happy aint gonna make your PC speed up.
by auroraborealis February 10, 2006
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You searched this because you're bored, obviously
This is the thing that shows up when you click the user button in the menu bar in the top right of the page.
Someone: I want to change my username
Someone: *Clicks on the user button*
Urban Dictionary: Click here to change your handle Claim definitions you wrote under a different email address See all of your definitions Sign out
Someone: *Clicks on "Click here to change your handle"*
Someone: There!
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click

A term popularized by BRTankz, used to mean fraudulently purchase an online product.
Friend: Ay got that new drip bro how you got that
BRTankz: I clicked it bro no biggie
by SirTenzin July 20, 2021
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Click to add text

When you see this in a document or presentation, it probably means the creator of this is illiterate, or that the creator of this was too stupid to give a fuck about the text box because he was busy doing something else.
The cancerous kid's presentation had a lot of boxes that said "click to add text."
by Lenz m8 April 23, 2017
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bow wow chicky chicky bow wow

The music commonly found in pornos, such as "Bend over and say ahh", also used as a discription of good sex
Man, I just made Erin cum 5 times...it was like bow wow chicky chicky bow wow
by Punan-er October 20, 2003
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