clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Weiner Cleaner

one who gives head very often

dude i would but that weiner cleaner proley has std's

by cecelia feathers November 5, 2006

clean house

To clean house is to delete all the people on facebook that you don't give a shit about.

"This weekend I unfriended Mara, Sara, Autumn, and Jackie. Yeah, It was a clean house Saturday!"

by tosh daniels March 15, 2012

gun cleaner

Inserting your penis into someone's vagina or anus while they still have their underwear on, pushing the fabric into the orifice along with your penis, then withdrawing and bringing the soiled fabric back out with your penis.

She said she needed her anus cleaned out, so I gave her a gun cleaner.

by go_lanche May 22, 2006

Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.

As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.

by Mike Beast August 21, 2010

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Ethnic Cleansing

What Israel has been doing to Palestinians since 1948!

X: Damn, why is it hard for the world to realize that the ethnic cleansing happening in Palestine is a crime against humanity?
Y: Bro, how do you not know? Israel gets away with everything!
X: Not this time! Free Palestine until Palestine is free!!

by SpittingFactsSince1948 May 18, 2021