throat clearing

to disavow someone or something before defending that same thing, often done before playing the role of "devil's advocate"

Hitler was a terrible, awful, despicable, cruel, dastardly person but he had some pretty good ideas.

We get it, no need for so much throat clearing.

by Jay Bulls February 21, 2018

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bear clawing

the disturbing act of scratching the inside of the vagina or ass during fisting

this crazy girl came up to me last night and asked me to bear claw her

by schmuckman January 7, 2005

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Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

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alto clarinet

Invention of the devil to throw clarinet choirs out of tune. So pitchy that the e-flat alto was delegated to the saxophone section. Rarely necessary in bands or orchestras, but when orchestrated for e-flat, line should be instead played by e-flat soprano, a bright, lively, slightly more in tune clarinet

Warning on Alto Clarinet case: Hazardous contents. Avoid contact with hands and mouth. If heard, immediately flush ears with Brahms or Mozart. More volatile in numbers. Also, should not be combined with amateur oboe or string player, as such a mixture has a significant correlation with the development of bipolar disorder.

by Experienced clarinetist May 1, 2006

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