claisin

a clit that has gone without being sexually stimulated for so long that it is shriveled, like a raisin.

"Man, I haven't hooked up with anyone in sooo long. my claisin could use some action."

by qatx January 25, 2009

clag

A slang adjective for a glob of snot from one's nose as it bares resemblance to Ausssie brand Clag glue.

Someone would say "I'm just getting over my cold and I have been blowing clags and clags of snot out of my nose all day"

by The Typical Aussie Bloke June 5, 2009

calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 1, 2009

clagonasyphaherpalaids

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...

"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

busting clams

To have sex with one or more virgin girls.

I was bored, so I went out busting clams.

by Jon Ace October 14, 2007

Clagnut

One of the collection of entangled pieces of shit, paper and pubes that often occur following a particularly sticky dump.
The human equivalent to a dag. Can be used to insult.

Rupert arose from giving Henry a damn fine arse licking, but Henry refused to thank him until he removed the clagnuts that were stuck in his teeth.

by Rupert and Henry September 10, 2011

Clamshell

A $100 bill. Named this way as a derivation of "C Note". "C" being the roman numeral for 100.

I paid 2 clamshells for those shoes.

by ekks September 24, 2010