cigarette

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sometimes its a cock.
Cigarettes, however, are always badass.

buzz, asthetics, spite, all good reasons to smoke cigarettes.

by Phish Head November 24, 2006

cigarette tree

A marijuana plant

Bill: Hey dude, I got some baby plants off that batch of seeds I ordered from Amsterdam-- think we could hide some crop in with your parents' tomatoes?

Wayne: DUUUUDE, No effin' way! My mom would crap a brick if she found a bunch of cigarette trees in her garden!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls April 23, 2009

Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette

The infamous Cigarette you smoke after you get done eating a meal, or even a snack.

Ex:

Matt: Let's go have that Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

Preston: I'm already smoking the Cigarette after you smoke your Cigarette-After-You-Eat-Cigarette!

by The Advocates August 14, 2009

cigarette

A mostly-used smoking tool. It's simple and cheap that everyone can use with no issues.

Boys must know how to smoke a cigarette.

by Brian Chew February 6, 2023

e-cigarette

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor.

Yo... so, you feel so cool and trendy with your e-cigarette?

by rperazag July 9, 2010

Cigarette

Something that we know is bad for us, but we do it anyway.

Annoying 14 years old kid: Hey dude, you smoke?

Me: Yes.

Annoying 14 years old kid: You do know it's bad for you, right?

Me: yes, I do. I don't gife a shit, fuck off.

Annoying 14 years old kid: But dude, passive smoking is bad and annoys others!

Me: Then go somewhere else, idiot.

(By the way, I would have put this under "smoking" if it wasn't full of self-entitled assholes, so I just put it under "cigarette"

by I will die someday, anyway July 4, 2014

cigarette

Tobacco tightly rolled into smokable paper. Smoking cigarettes on occassion (1-3 a day) or just socially is OK and not very harmful. Smoking a pack or even half a pack in a day is a sign that you need help. Some people love to preach about cigarettes and give you a lot of shit if they see you smoking one because they want to seem smart, or because they're little sXe virgins who are bitter about denying themselves the occassional pleasure. A popular insult to smokers is, "Yeah, YOU'RE cool..." causing the smoker to break the face of the preteen goth-punk who said it and use his eyes as an ashtray.

In my opinion, Camel Turkish Golds are the best cigarettes around, the worst being Newports or anything menthol. Marlboros are decent. Parliaments are overrated. USA's, though not great, are good in a pinch when you forgot your wallet and only have the change laying around your car.

Cigarettes are nice here and there, but one of those things you just can't overdo.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 10, 2004