choof

Arse

1.Nick Cloherty is gonnah rape Ben Deacon up the choof =D

2.ben deacon & nick cloherty likes choof

3.ben deacon likes it up the choof

by FUCK U!! October 8, 2008

Chootiatopia

A person who can not stay with in his own pants, has insects up his ass. A person who has gives out allergies and makes people into a chootiya.
Definition two : A set of Chootias who hang around girl's locker
Definition three: Inversely proptional to man kind.

Zain had chootiotopia and so do hammad, both are rewarded with Chootia Noble prize for developing chutiyaness.
Chootia kitna chootia hia
chootiye jaisa zain ka mann Chootiatopia

Hammad bhi tu kehta hai..chootion ke dil ki dharkan
Hammad says larki ko galay nehi lagaon, ciggerete ko galay nehi lagaon ..paar chutiyon ko galay zaroor lagaon Chootiatopia

Zain says jaab bhi koi larki dekho mera dil bolayy chotiyaa, chootiya chootiya chootiya chootiyaaaaa Chootiatopia

Bachi : Hammad u looks nice
Hammad: soorrry hunny bunnyy only chootiya larkay allowedss Chootiatopia

Doctor: Hammad congratz ur wife got a baby
Hammad: Beta hamara chootia banega....Beta chootiotopia join karega..mager yeh kisi ne na hai jana..! Chootion ka kaam karega Chootiatopia

Yeh dil chootiotopia...yeh dil chootiotopia..
bachion ka yeh hai deewana
Locker per hai galian khana....Chootiatopia

by Zainn April 2, 2007

choofed

delighted pleased happy with ones self

I was choofed to get the job

by Tayah April 28, 2008

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008

cooftie smack

Cooftie Smack- When you backhand someone very hard in the face and act cocky about it.

I cooftie smacked that bitch because she didn't give me a refund

by JTodaB December 30, 2006

choost

A Wanksta,Geeza,Plur,or Rugby Fan.

Wad dap choost? How you and yo chusts doin nowadeezay? Keep dat chocha greezay.

by p4t February 17, 2003

choof

1) fit lad !

1) a rare 1 off fit lad that is better than F.H.I.T or OOF

by HEATHER July 1, 2004