guru meditation code

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Band Bus Code

the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.

Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!

Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!

by uberbandie March 7, 2009

Code 12

A joke for computer technicians, when helping someone fix a computer related problem.

Code 12 means the problem is 12 inches in front of the screen.

Person 1: "Argh, the internet isn't working. I can't see Google."

Person 2: "We've got a code 12!!!"

by Aaesos April 5, 2014

code brown

A family-friendly way of denoting a defecation incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just pooped or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code brown just fits right in.

oh boy, looks like we've got a code brown over here. Grab gloves everyone.

by Twisted Code May 8, 2017

Dress Code

A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.

*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

V-code

One who puts pride on being a virgin and does not dishonor his or her code to their leader. If the person breaks the code than they are kicked out. The only way to break the code is to lose their virginity.

For the sake of the squad I will not dishonor the code. It is v-code or until I get married.

The v-code is a pact that I made to honor the code.

by Ronny Kim January 22, 2011

prison code

it's unwritten rules of conduct, ethics and ideologies held by the prisoners themselves. the policies can differ for each prison and gang. but, they do share some of the basic values. like, they don't tolerate pedophiles, rapists, homosexuality, and informants. to do so, would put the person in direct violation. part of the prisoner's regulation would be to punish or kill the violator. prison politics can go very deep depending upon where and who you do your "time" with. these are just some of the basic codes shared among almost all inmates.

someone who's institutionalized, tend to apply the "prison code" out on the streets. it takes them time to adjust to 'free' world.

by x July 7, 2011