Master Chimp 

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

Master Chimp by Seth Einus November 13, 2007

Connecticut Chimp 

A high level of anger or agitation. Usually reserved for times when the usual human range of emotion doesn't express the proper amount of anger.

I swear to God, If I see one more Christmas sweater I' m going to go Connecticut Chimp on the whole damn office.

Connecticut Chimp by clydemonet February 1, 2010

technical chimp 

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down

the technical chimps are working on it

technical chimp by pyrolitch November 21, 2015

Water Chimp 

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

Water Chimp by StAlche November 11, 2020

scream like a chimp on fire 

(UK) Noise made, normally by a woman, when in a state of sexual excitement. The sound is similar to that made by chimp when on fire.

Come upstairs love and i'll make you scream like a chimp on fire.

scream like a chimp on fire by Marky H May 3, 2006

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

In a chimp's cock by James Christ August 15, 2004

bubbles the chimp

Bubbles is a chimpanzee that gained fame in the mid eighties after being adopted by Michael Jackson. Contrary to popular belief, he did not die, but was sent to a ranch when he became too aggressive.

Bubbles the chimp's personnal style defined an era.

bubbles the chimp by Kuato the Freedom Fighter January 6, 2009