cheap english

A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.

Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".

"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."

- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."

"Prior living turn off please light."

- Before leaving, please turn off the light."

"I love speak cheap english communication."

- I love to communicate using cheap English."

by MiMiN February 21, 2011

cheapskates

A group of penny pinchers. These people will do anything to spend nothing. These are by far the most obnoxious customers for business owners.
Also a viral TV series on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates

I was watching extreme cheapskates on TLC last night. The pinto's are the biggest penny pinchers on the show. Unbelievable!

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

cheapshit

Somthing that is cheap and shitty at the same time. Cheap can be good if quality is adequate. Shit is never good unless your rooting against the San Francisco Giants who will always be shitty. This word combines cheap and shit, obviously.

I bought a cheapshit shirt at a discount retail store and it fell apart after I wore it once.

by Steve Collar September 11, 2006

cheaps

The cheapest chips you could buy at your local supermarket.

Yo, bro! Pass me some of those cheaps.

by reFly January 26, 2019

cheap

1. a term to qualify a person, action or condition as bad or undesirable. 2. a way to express one's disapointment. Commonly prefaced by "That's so...", "freakin'...", or followed by "...crap."

There may be a guy or girl you see who in the interest of popularity does certain things to make themself look "cool," but in your opinion the things they do are really lame. You may say that this person is cheap. If my computer was to crash in the middle of my writing a long blog I would have said, "What the...? That's so cheap." You may come home after a long day and there is nothing you would like to watch on TV. In that case, TV is being cheap.

by 100Percen% April 14, 2006

You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004