You lie like a cheap thai watch

Said in a situation where you do not believe what is being said to you by someone. Cheap thai watches are known to get the time wrong because they are cheaply made. This isn't an insulting or provocative term but a reactionary and conversational term.

Definition first heard in the Medway area, particularly areas of Parkwood and areas of Strood in Kent, England.

"It's wasnt' me, I didn't do that"

"Ha, you lie like a cheap thai watch!"

by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009

cheaper than the bus

phrase used when someone is bragging to you about certain price they got on something.
origin: this phrase was seen sometime in 1993 on a hand written poster advertising a carpool from collge back to the Boston area. Actual phrase was "I'm cheaper than the bus". After finding out who wrote it, it became an inside joke (how much is this, cheaper than the bus haha) but quickly became a regional term for a good deal.

"glass pieces at Conventry were only 30 bucks!"
"wow, those are cheaper than the bus"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

cheap, lousy faggot

An Irish insult, to be said from woman to man

Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!


Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!


Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Cheap

One that deliberately uses the same damn moves especially in fighting games.

Stop being cheap with rapheal-soul calibur 2

by ShAdOw November 12, 2003

cheapbeast

1.A person who wants to dress like a hypebeast but cannot afford the clothing so they find alternative cheaper clothing

2.A person who shops at aeropostale or anchor blue.

3.A person who buys hypebeast clothing but wears vans instead of Nike SBs

"Yo he got that shirt at kohls...that is so cheapbeast."

"5 for $10"

"ron"

by uuuhhhx2 October 17, 2008

chaparral

not a single person in this school is real just about everything and everyone is fake
plastic women
posers

guy: ...Omg! have u met that new chick from Chaparral
guy 2: yea man im afraid that if she goes in the sun shes gonna melt

by Alfred Galletta September 27, 2008

cheap jew

A jewish person who is extremely cheap. He tends to wear the same underwear and slothes for weeks. He picks up the breadcrumbs as to not waste any food. HE never ever donated to charity.

poor white guy: Hey can i get a dime?
Jew: No
Poor white guy: Damm yous a cheap jew!

by KKK March 29, 2005