Cattywampus

It refers to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that is not directly across something.

"The library is cattywampus from the police station."

by corn burgers May 23, 2020

Catty

Tommy Cooper's older brother from Port St. Mary where the local pursuit is to race naked across a field. Hold's shortest record. Shortest appendage crossing the finishing line that is. Known to streak (well more of an amble at his age) through Dublin pubs and has an unhealthy fetish for small giraffes.

Catty: Most likely to be heard saying, "Has anyone got a loan of an iron?"

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

Anal Cavity Cranium

Where the demonstration of shoving your anal cavity on someones cranium. While also rubbing your anal cheeks around there head to leave a stench of fresh booty.

Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium

by Brett'z Cranium August 17, 2011

Anal Cavity Rot

Rotten, putrid, vulgar smelling ass gas producer probably called Jason.

Damn that's some foul anal cavity rot bro, who pumped you last night, did they do ass to ass.

by Gaseous Giant December 24, 2009

Catilyn

An ugly ass bitch, who doesn't give a fuck bout anyone, with jealousy problems, and has her head in the clouds

"That catilyn, I online dated, is FUGLY!"

by Purrrrrfect_pussy May 15, 2018

catitude

one who places food around genitals to get there feline friend to eat it off.

my grandmother lives with three cats and is divorced. she's a hard core bitch so she has catitude's to mellow out......nasty bitch.

by dicknavis165 April 13, 2008